Chad Thompson
(Jesse Ball)

Chad's basically that guy you know who will never grow up. At age 36 he still listens to his beloved 80s music, plays Halo at all hours of the day, and doesn't work. Yet he's flush with cash.

Chad also has an opinion on everything, dispensing his own brand of wisdom to his ever put-upon brother Brad. Strangely enough, his view of the world ends up being more accurate than anyone cares to admit.