Connie MacLachlan
(Amanda Bynum)

The woman of Brad's dreams and a fellow Browncoat, Connie is a professional painter who lives in the same building as Brad and Chad.

Connie is very much the black sheep of her family, preferring to be a little more subtle with her hairspray and makeup. She's up for anything the boys plan on doing, including attending cage fights.

Connie has a dog living with her in her apartment, her beloved bloodhound Buford (she has a thing for naming her dogs after ex-boyfriends).